Quotes about Sex

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

#Bed, #Sex

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

#Funny, #Sex

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

#Funny, #Sex

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

#Sex

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

#Men And Women, #Sex

My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.

#Funny, #Sex

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

#Funny, #Sex

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

#Food, #Sex

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

#Funny, #Funny Sayings, #Sex

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

#Laughter, #Sex

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

#Causes, #Funny, #Funny Sayings

I don't mean to sound sleezy but tease me I don't want it if it's...

#Sex, #Song Lyrics