Quotes about Robin Williams

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

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What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

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We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

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The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

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Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

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Reality: What a concept!

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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

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