Quotes about Jokes

Laughing at your own joke so hard that you can barely tell it.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then...

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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less...

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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.

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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all...

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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but...

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