If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.

Quote by Joe Harsel

Topics: Attitude Quotes, Encouragement Quotes, Jokes Quotes, People Quotes

Everyone is better looking when they are smiling

Everyone is better looking when they are smiling

Attitudes are nothing more than habits of thoughts, and habits can be acquired. An action...

Attitudes are nothing more than habits of thoughts, and habits can be acquired. An action...

I abhor averages. I like the individual case. A man may have six meals one...

I abhor averages. I like the individual case. A man may have six meals one...

I do believe that when we face challenges in life that are far beyond our...

I do believe that when we face challenges in life that are far beyond our...

What would you do if you weren't afraid?

What would you do if you weren't afraid?

What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs when you are a...

What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs when you are a...

What helps luck is a habit of watching for opportunities, of having a patient but...

What helps luck is a habit of watching for opportunities, of having a patient but...

Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent...

If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent...

Abundance is, in large part, an attitude

Abundance is, in large part, an attitude

We cannot change our past. We can not change the fact that people act in...

We cannot change our past. We can not change the fact that people act in...

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to...

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to...

Life is uncharted territory. It reveals its story one moment at a time.

Life is uncharted territory. It reveals its story one moment at a time.

The only way that we can live, is if we grow. The only way that...

The only way that we can live, is if we grow. The only way that...

A change in attitude can change your life!

A change in attitude can change your life!

A great majority of people have got really a good capacity and capability to forgive,...

A great majority of people have got really a good capacity and capability to forgive,...

Success is more attitude than aptitude.

Success is more attitude than aptitude.

Don't let the shadows of yesterday spoil the sunshine of tomorrow. Live for today.

Don't let the shadows of yesterday spoil the sunshine of tomorrow. Live for today.

Cultivators of the earth are the most valuable citizens. They are the most vigorous, the...

Cultivators of the earth are the most valuable citizens. They are the most vigorous, the...

People are contagious.

People are contagious.

A smile will gain you ten more years of life

A smile will gain you ten more years of life