If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.

Quote by Joe Harsel

Topics: Attitude Quotes, Encouragement Quotes, Jokes Quotes, People Quotes

Everyone is better looking when they are smiling

Everyone is better looking when they are smiling

Whenever you're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference...

Whenever you're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference...

Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by...

Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by...

Attitudes are more important than facts.

Attitudes are more important than facts.

Theres photoshop, auto tune, & plastic surgery. Too bad theres nothing for your ugly personality.

Theres photoshop, auto tune, & plastic surgery. Too bad theres nothing for your ugly personality.

A positive attitude may not solve every problem but it makes solving any problem a...

A positive attitude may not solve every problem but it makes solving any problem a...

I do believe that when we face challenges in life that are far beyond our...

I do believe that when we face challenges in life that are far beyond our...

If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent...

If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent...

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us.

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us.

The purely agitational attitude is not good enough for a detailed consideration of a subject

The purely agitational attitude is not good enough for a detailed consideration of a subject

I invite people to examine their lives without negativity, knowing that it's scary, but that...

I invite people to examine their lives without negativity, knowing that it's scary, but that...

Life is uncharted territory. It reveals its story one moment at a time.

Life is uncharted territory. It reveals its story one moment at a time.

An active mind cannot exist in an inactive body.

An active mind cannot exist in an inactive body.

I have never yet figured out what to do about good advice that you get,...

I have never yet figured out what to do about good advice that you get,...

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything...

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything...

A positive attitude can really make dreams come true - it did for me.

A positive attitude can really make dreams come true - it did for me.

Stand for something or you will fall for anything. Today's mighty oak is yesterday's nut...

Stand for something or you will fall for anything. Today's mighty oak is yesterday's nut...

What would you do if you weren't afraid?

What would you do if you weren't afraid?

I know why I am here and my only real focused goal is to live...

I know why I am here and my only real focused goal is to live...

At the end of the day, you can either focus on what's tearing you apart,...

At the end of the day, you can either focus on what's tearing you apart,...

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go...

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go...

People are generally amazed that I would take an interest in any form that would...

People are generally amazed that I would take an interest in any form that would...