If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.

Quote by Joe Harsel

Topics: Attitude Quotes, Encouragement Quotes, Jokes Quotes, People Quotes

Everyone is better looking when they are smiling

Everyone is better looking when they are smiling

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

With a new attitude, everything can change. Make it how you want it to be.

With a new attitude, everything can change. Make it how you want it to be.

Nothing positive comes from being negative all the time. Change your attitude!

Nothing positive comes from being negative all the time. Change your attitude!

Smile when it hurts most.

Smile when it hurts most.

If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent...

If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent...

If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent...

If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent...

We cannot change our past. We can not change the fact that people act in...

We cannot change our past. We can not change the fact that people act in...

I won't say there aren't any Harvard graduates who have never asserted a superior attitude....

I won't say there aren't any Harvard graduates who have never asserted a superior attitude....

What helps luck is a habit of watching for opportunities, of having a patient but...

What helps luck is a habit of watching for opportunities, of having a patient but...

Do not brood over your past mistakes and failures as this will only fill your...

Do not brood over your past mistakes and failures as this will only fill your...

When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them.

When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them.

Problem is there are too many sissies and prima donnas -- stop talking and get...

Problem is there are too many sissies and prima donnas -- stop talking and get...

What helps luck is a habit of watching for opportunities, of having a patient but...

What helps luck is a habit of watching for opportunities, of having a patient but...

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If you dont change it, you'll never...

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If you dont change it, you'll never...

Don't let the shadows of yesterday spoil the sunshine of tomorrow. Live for today.

Don't let the shadows of yesterday spoil the sunshine of tomorrow. Live for today.

Cultivators of the earth are the most valuable citizens. They are the most vigorous, the...

Cultivators of the earth are the most valuable citizens. They are the most vigorous, the...

I invite people to examine their lives without negativity, knowing that it's scary, but that...

I invite people to examine their lives without negativity, knowing that it's scary, but that...

When you have the attitude of a master, you develop your potential for mastery.

When you have the attitude of a master, you develop your potential for mastery.

Some people wear their smile like a disguise. Those people who smile a lot, watch...

Some people wear their smile like a disguise. Those people who smile a lot, watch...

There are a good many real miseries in life that we cannot help smiling at,...

There are a good many real miseries in life that we cannot help smiling at,...