Quotes about Funny

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

#Funny, #Human Nature, #People

100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

#Food, #Funny

Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.

#Funny, #Happiness

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

#Funny

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

#Funny

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

#Funny, #Sex

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

#Funny, #People, #Stupidity

It is not the young people that degenerate; they are not spoiled till those of...

#Age, #Funny

The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner...

#Democracy, #Example, #Funny

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

#Funny, #People, #Stupidity

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

#Age, #Funny

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his...

#Age, #Funny