Quotes about Funny

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

#Funny

You're only as good as your last haircut.

#Funny

The most minor gifts and not a very high class way to earn a living....

#Age, #Funny

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

#Chance, #Funny

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that...

#Funny, #Women

Every age needs men who will redeem the time by living with a vision of...

#Age, #Funny

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

#Funny, #Jokes

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

#Age, #Funny

Age is honourable and youth is noble.

#Age, #Funny

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in...

#Funny, #Life

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

#Funny

I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of...

#Age, #Funny