Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

Quote by Eddie Murphy

Topics: Funny Quotes, Laughter Quotes

In the original script, my character was a basketball player rather than a boxer. I...

In the original script, my character was a basketball player rather than a boxer. I...

The economy in Ireland has been rampaging ahead for the last 15 years. Barring an...

The economy in Ireland has been rampaging ahead for the last 15 years. Barring an...

I've made 30 movies and for the most part my movies work. In a business...

I've made 30 movies and for the most part my movies work. In a business...

If I don't die in a plane crash or something, this country has a rare...

If I don't die in a plane crash or something, this country has a rare...

I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm...

I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm...

I'm relaxed about my career. I've been making movies for over 20 years, so I've...

I'm relaxed about my career. I've been making movies for over 20 years, so I've...

The thing about kids is that they express emotion. They don't hold back. If they...

The thing about kids is that they express emotion. They don't hold back. If they...

You know, making a movie is a collaborative effort and sometimes all the ingredients don't...

You know, making a movie is a collaborative effort and sometimes all the ingredients don't...

I wish people would stop making fun of fat people....... they have enough shit on...

I wish people would stop making fun of fat people....... they have enough shit on...

I'd like to produce, direct, write, score, and star in a film in exactly the...

I'd like to produce, direct, write, score, and star in a film in exactly the...

I don't think more concentration is required for Robert De Niro to do what he...

I don't think more concentration is required for Robert De Niro to do what he...

In a movie like this, the relationship between the two guys is crucial. It sinks...

In a movie like this, the relationship between the two guys is crucial. It sinks...

In reality, all men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives...

In reality, all men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives...

I've always had confidence. It came because I have lots of initiative. I wanted to...

I've always had confidence. It came because I have lots of initiative. I wanted to...