Quotes about Funny

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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If you're not going to tell me your secret, don't tell me you have one.

#Coffee, #Funny

Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.

#Age, #Funny

I wish women were like hockey...Only twenty minute periods.

#Funny, #Men

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any

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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

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In youth we learn; in age we understand.

#Age, #Funny

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

#Advertising, #Funny

I really like to have sweet people around me. I can't stand bad asses. There's...

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