Quotes about Funny

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

#Funny, #Laughter

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

#Funny

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

#Funny

Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches...

#Driving, #Funny, #Women

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

#Age, #Funny

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

#Funny, #Genius, #Intelligence

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

#Funny, #God

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

#Funny, #God

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z,...

#Funny, #Success

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

#Funny, #Success

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about...

#Funny, #Stupidity

Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that...

#Age, #Funny