Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

Quote by Marcel Achard

Topics: Funny Quotes, Mathematics Quotes, Women Quotes

The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue....

The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue....

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what...

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what...

Its risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it...

Its risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it...

The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue....

The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue....

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening

Women like silent men. They think they're listening

It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it...

It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it...

The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who...

The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who...

The lower one speaks the closer a woman listens.

The lower one speaks the closer a woman listens.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Small nations are like indecently dressed women. They tempt the evil-minded.

Small nations are like indecently dressed women. They tempt the evil-minded.

A beautiful woman should break her mirror early

A beautiful woman should break her mirror early

Yet consider now, whether women are not quite past sense and reason, when they want...

Yet consider now, whether women are not quite past sense and reason, when they want...

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

Much of the ill-tempered railing against women that has characterized the popular writing of the...

Much of the ill-tempered railing against women that has characterized the popular writing of the...

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying...

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying...

Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose.

Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose.

One can find women who have never had one love affair, but it is rare...

One can find women who have never had one love affair, but it is rare...

We don't need to go very far in any given day to find a need,...

We don't need to go very far in any given day to find a need,...