I can resist everything except temptation.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Funny Quotes, Witty Quotes

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

It is only the modern that ever becomes old fashioned.

It is only the modern that ever becomes old fashioned.

Yet each man kills the thing he loves from all let this be heard some...

Yet each man kills the thing he loves from all let this be heard some...

Judges, like the criminal classes, have their lighter moments

Judges, like the criminal classes, have their lighter moments

My duty as a gentleman has never interfered with my pleasures in the smallest degree.

My duty as a gentleman has never interfered with my pleasures in the smallest degree.

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.

The basis of optimism is sheer terror.

The basis of optimism is sheer terror.

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution

It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

There is no sin except stupidity.

There is no sin except stupidity.

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the...

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the...

The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray.

The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray.

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

Now it seems to me that love of some kind is the only possible explanation...

Now it seems to me that love of some kind is the only possible explanation...

London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They...

London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They...

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall...

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall...

Being Young means making mistakes, they don't define us, they just help shape us and...

Being Young means making mistakes, they don't define us, they just help shape us and...

She discovered with great delight that one does not love one's children just because they...

She discovered with great delight that one does not love one's children just because they...

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she...

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she...

We need to guarantee equal rights and civil rights and say that, here in America,...

We need to guarantee equal rights and civil rights and say that, here in America,...