The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live...

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live...

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates.

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates.

Who, being loved, is poor?

Who, being loved, is poor?

Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of...

Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of...

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair...

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair...

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

It is because Humanity has never known where it was going that it has been...

It is because Humanity has never known where it was going that it has been...

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut;...

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut;...

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...

Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...

How strange a thing this is! The Priest telleth me that the Soul is worth...

How strange a thing this is! The Priest telleth me that the Soul is worth...

Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct:...

Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct:...

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

The only reward for love is the experience of loving.

The only reward for love is the experience of loving.

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

The devil lies brooding in the miser's chest

The devil lies brooding in the miser's chest

Gossip is the Devil's radio.

Gossip is the Devil's radio.

Where God has his church the Devil will have his chapel

Where God has his church the Devil will have his chapel

Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise the resident engineers and physical chemists (of which there...

Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise the resident engineers and physical chemists (of which there...