Quotes about Funny

At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'

#Fitness, #Funny

I would rather have an inferiority complex and be pleasantly surprised, than have a superiority...

#Funny, #Inferiority, #Superiority

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

#Age, #Funny

At my age flowers scare me.

#Age, #Funny

To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique...

#Ex Girlfriend, #Funny, #Rudeness

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

#College, #Funny, #Graduation

I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't...

#Food, #Funny

I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part...

#Driving, #Funny

An age at which many men are not quite common - at which they are...

#Age, #Funny

If you rest, you rust.

#Funny, #Life

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.

#Age, #Funny

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits...

#Funny, #Silly