Quotes about Funny

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without...

#Funny, #Sex

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

#Funny, #Putdowns

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

#Dreams, #Funny, #Inspiration

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

#Funny

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

#Funny, #Marriage

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby...

#Age, #Funny

In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest...

#Age, #Funny

I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of...

#Funny, #Hollywood

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that...

#Death, #Funny, #Praise

Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.

#Age, #Funny

On the whole, age comes more gently to those who have some doorway into an...

#Age, #Funny

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

#Age, #Funny