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We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

I was working all the time I was in college. I was working so much...

I was working all the time I was in college. I was working so much...

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the...

I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the...

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...

My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.

When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

The experience of each new age requires a new confession, and the world seems always...

The experience of each new age requires a new confession, and the world seems always...

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

We're making a major move of the Internet, and runway.polo.com is a natural extension of...

We're making a major move of the Internet, and runway.polo.com is a natural extension of...

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

Students now arrive at the university ignorant and cynical about our political heritage, lacking the...

Students now arrive at the university ignorant and cynical about our political heritage, lacking the...