Quotes about Funny

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

#Funny, #God

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

#Funny, #Money

Every man is a creature of the age in which he lives; very few are...

#Age, #Funny

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age.

#Age, #Funny

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss...

#Age, #Funny

I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old...

#Age, #Funny

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

#Dreams, #Funny, #Inspirational

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that...

#Death, #Funny

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

#Funny

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

#Children, #Funny

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

#Funny, #Women

They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.

#Funny, #Hollywood