Quotes about Funny

He who laughs last laughs longest

#Funny, #Laughter

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

#Funny, #Life

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

#Bosses, #Funny

All good things must come to an end, but all bad things can continue forever.

#Fortune, #Funny, #Happiness

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the...

#Funny, #Love

The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.

#Age, #Funny

The philosophies of one age have become the absurdities of the next, and the foolishness...

#Age, #Funny

Study until 25, investigate until 40, profession until 60, at which age I would have...

#Age, #Funny

When I was your age, television was called books.

#Age, #Fantasy, #Funny

We are rapidly entering the age of no privacy, where everyone is open to surveillance...

#Age, #Funny

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

#Funny, #Sex

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

#Funny, #Money