One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world
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If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't...
Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names.
Women must have their wills while they live, because they make none when they die.
Give an inch, he'll take an mile
There is no reply to the ignorant like keeping silence
The truth is no slander
Deceit is in haste, but honesty can wait a fair leisure
There's no time like the present
A boaster and a liar are cousins
When the rabbit has escaped, comes advice.
Imagination gallops; judgment merely walks
Any man can be a father, but it takes a special person to be a...
I pray thee let me and my fellow have A hair of the dog that...
Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must...
If you don't make mistakes, you don't make anything
Opportunity only knocks once
Put your best foot forward
All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are moveable,...
It is very sad for a man to make himself servant to a single thing;...
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night