I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

Quote by Brendan Behan

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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

I'd rather be dead than think about death.

I'd rather be dead than think about death.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the...

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

I am a daylight atheist.

I am a daylight atheist.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it...

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it...

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I...

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I...

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost...

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost...

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...