It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.

Quote by Proverbs 21:19

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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to...

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to...

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come...

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come...

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket....

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket....

I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related...

I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related...

There is no absurdity so obvious that it cannot be firmly planted in the human...

There is no absurdity so obvious that it cannot be firmly planted in the human...

What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.

What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

It is the fear of middle-age in the young, of old-age in the middle-aged, which...

It is the fear of middle-age in the young, of old-age in the middle-aged, which...

At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at...

At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at...

On the whole, age comes more gently to those who have some doorway into an...

On the whole, age comes more gently to those who have some doorway into an...

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.

A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person...

A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person...

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said,...

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said,...

I think I swallowed a bug!

I think I swallowed a bug!

The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend...

The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend...