Though I look old, yet I am strong and lusty; for in my youth I never did apply hot and rebellious liquors in my blood; and did not, with unbashful forehead, woo the means of weakness and debility; therefore, my…

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But like of each thing that in season grows.

But like of each thing that in season grows.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

I were but little happy, if I could say how much

I were but little happy, if I could say how much

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, if with his tongue...

That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, if with his tongue...

I shall the effect of this good lesson keeps as watchman to my heart.

I shall the effect of this good lesson keeps as watchman to my heart.

Striving to better, oft we mar what's well.

Striving to better, oft we mar what's well.

I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and...

I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and...

Society is no comfort to one not sociable.

Society is no comfort to one not sociable.

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love...

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love...

Do not tell me, for I've heard it all, there is too much to do...

Do not tell me, for I've heard it all, there is too much to do...

Feed on her damask cheek: she pined in thought, And with a green and yellow...

Feed on her damask cheek: she pined in thought, And with a green and yellow...

Where every something, being blent together turns to a wild of nothing.

Where every something, being blent together turns to a wild of nothing.

Lord, what fools these mortals be.

Lord, what fools these mortals be.

In sleep a king, but, waking, no such matter

In sleep a king, but, waking, no such matter

This the curse of service: Preferment goes by letter and affection, and not by old...

This the curse of service: Preferment goes by letter and affection, and not by old...

Self-love, is not so vile a sin as self-neglecting.

Self-love, is not so vile a sin as self-neglecting.

Friendship is constant in all other things, Save in the office and affairs of love.

Friendship is constant in all other things, Save in the office and affairs of love.

Friendships are fragile things, and require as much handling as any other fragile and precious...

Friendships are fragile things, and require as much handling as any other fragile and precious...

But friendship is precious, not only in shade, but in the sunshine of life; and...

But friendship is precious, not only in shade, but in the sunshine of life; and...

A friend is like a seat-belt, you may not always need them, but they will...

A friend is like a seat-belt, you may not always need them, but they will...