Quotes about Funny

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or...

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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and...

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The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to...

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the...

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A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of...

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It looked as if a night of dark intent Was coming, and not only a...

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were...

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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

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Never floss with a stranger.

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the...

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She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.

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