Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
Quote by Josh Billings
Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those you hold well.
It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home...
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been
When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice...
It's not the things you don't know that fool you. It's the things you do...
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who...
There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
I've never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for...
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities...
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who...
One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he...
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one...
Laugh until your body aches, cry until you start to shake, live like the world...
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.