Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

Quote by Josh Billings

Topics: Funny Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.

There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.

One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he...

One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he...

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly...

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly...

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as...

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as...

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...

If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to...

If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to...

The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense...

The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense...

Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for...

Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for...

One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best...

One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best...

Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.

Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he...

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he...

I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time...

I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time...

I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable...

I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable...

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.

It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

I'm a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you...

I'm a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you...

Everyone's really saying the same thing: Love, forgiveness and peace; just saying it in different...

Everyone's really saying the same thing: Love, forgiveness and peace; just saying it in different...

Revenge is sweet and not fattening

Revenge is sweet and not fattening