Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck...#Conversation, #Funny
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...#Funny, #People
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably...#Funny, #Valentines Day
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper...#Death, #Funny
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his...#Funny, #Get Well
