Quotes about Funny

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

#Food, #Funny

'What do you fear my lady?' 'A cage. To stay behind bars until use and...

#Age, #Funny

And it is not our part here to take thought only for a season, or...

#Age, #Funny

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

#Funny, #Money

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

#Funny, #Wise

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

#Funny, #Silly, #Song

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

#Funny, #Life

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love...

#Funny

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he...

#Funny

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...

#Funny, #Writers

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly...

#Funny, #Parents

Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

#Funny, #Wisdom