Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

Quote by Josh Billings

Topics: Advice Quotes, Funny Quotes

Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions...

Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions...

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly...

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly...

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without...

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without...

When a man comes to me for advice I find out the kind of advice...

When a man comes to me for advice I find out the kind of advice...

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God...

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God...

Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for...

Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for...

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.

It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his...

It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his...

The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so...

The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so...

One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he...

One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he...

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral...

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral...

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you...

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you...

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living...

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living...

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.