Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

Quote by Josh Billings

Topics: Advice Quotes, Funny Quotes

Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.

Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.

If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could...

If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could...

Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.

Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

When a man comes to me for advice I find out the kind of advice...

When a man comes to me for advice I find out the kind of advice...

I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time...

I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time...

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as...

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as...

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man...

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man...

Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced...

Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced...

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you...

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you...

It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his...

It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his...

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

The less we know the more we suspect

The less we know the more we suspect

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself...

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself...

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck....

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck....

It is okay of airing out your frustration, just don't dwell on them. Find out...

It is okay of airing out your frustration, just don't dwell on them. Find out...

The rest of all the acts of Asa, and all his might, and all that...

The rest of all the acts of Asa, and all his might, and all that...