There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
Quote by Arnot Sheppard
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her...
We are not limited by our old age; we are liberated by it.
Hope is the dream of the waking man.
Age is honourable and youth is noble.
I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over...
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...
Those who can do, those who can't teach.
One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry...
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you...
Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree.
The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our...
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the...
But probably every age gets, within certain limits, the science it deserves.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste...