Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip.

Quote by Arnold H Glasgow

Topics: Fat Quotes, Funny Quotes

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing...

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing...

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because...

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because...

Make your life a mission - not an intermission.

Make your life a mission - not an intermission.

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not...

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not...

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell...

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell...

Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing.

Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing.

Happy is the person who knows what to remember of the past, what to enjoy...

Happy is the person who knows what to remember of the past, what to enjoy...

It is harder to conceal ignorance than to acquire knowledge.

It is harder to conceal ignorance than to acquire knowledge.

Progress is what happens when impossibility yields to necessity.

Progress is what happens when impossibility yields to necessity.

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing.

Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts...

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts...

One of the true tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before...

One of the true tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before...

Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied.

Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with...

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with...

Nothing lasts forever - not even your troubles.

Nothing lasts forever - not even your troubles.

Nothing splendid was ever created in cold blood. Heat is required to forge anything. Every...

Nothing splendid was ever created in cold blood. Heat is required to forge anything. Every...

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.

The trouble with the future is that is usually arrives before we're ready for it.

The trouble with the future is that is usually arrives before we're ready for it.