Quotes about Funny

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

#Birth, #Funny

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

#Funny, #Teacher

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

#Funny, #School

In middle age we are apt to reach the horrifying conclusion that all sorrow, all...

#Age, #Funny

Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex...

#Cure, #Funny, #Sex

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.

#Funny, #Inspiring

If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates

#Funny, #Politics

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

#Funny, #Marriage

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy...

#Funny, #Money

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

#Drinking, #Funny, #Laziness

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live...

#Break Up, #Funny

Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men...

#Age, #Funny