Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, youre the best.

Quote by Jack Nicklaus

Topics: Funny Quotes, Golf Quotes

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.

Don't be too proud to take lessons. I'm not.

Don't be too proud to take lessons. I'm not.

I'm a firm believer that in the theory that people only do their best at...

I'm a firm believer that in the theory that people only do their best at...

Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.

Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.

When the British Open is in Scotland, there's something special about it. And when it's...

When the British Open is in Scotland, there's something special about it. And when it's...

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how...

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how...

I think I fail a bit less than everyone else.

I think I fail a bit less than everyone else.

The game is meant to be fun.

The game is meant to be fun.

Focus on remedies, not faults.

Focus on remedies, not faults.

For the first time I felt like they used to feel when they played with...

For the first time I felt like they used to feel when they played with...

You son of a bitch. You're something else. I'm really proud of you.

You son of a bitch. You're something else. I'm really proud of you.

He'd count the Bangkok Four-Ball if you let him.

He'd count the Bangkok Four-Ball if you let him.

A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.

A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.

I think I fail a bit less than everyone else.

I think I fail a bit less than everyone else.

He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's...

He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's...

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors...

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors...

Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.

Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.

Through the years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.

Through the years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.