I think, therefore I am. I'm pink, therefore Im spam.

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I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.

Age-based retirement arbitrarily severs productive persons from their livelihood, squanders their talents, scars their health,...

Age-based retirement arbitrarily severs productive persons from their livelihood, squanders their talents, scars their health,...

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach...

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach...

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is...

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is...

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few...

My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few...

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest...

In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Watch out, they spit!

Watch out, they spit!

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Ll men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion...

Ll men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion...