An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.

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A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure

A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure

Times change, and we change with them.

Times change, and we change with them.

Love is wanting what's best for the other, even if it means losing them.

Love is wanting what's best for the other, even if it means losing them.

Don't start living tomorrow, tomorrow never arrives. Start working on your dreams and ambitions today.

Don't start living tomorrow, tomorrow never arrives. Start working on your dreams and ambitions today.

Your time may be limited, but your imagination is not.

Your time may be limited, but your imagination is not.

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for...

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for...

You never lose by loving. You always lost by holding back.

You never lose by loving. You always lost by holding back.

An optimist is a person who takes action, who moves out ahead of the crowd.

An optimist is a person who takes action, who moves out ahead of the crowd.

There are no frigid women, only clumsy men.

There are no frigid women, only clumsy men.

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to...

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to...

Dreams don't have to come true at age 20, 30, or 40; they often occur...

Dreams don't have to come true at age 20, 30, or 40; they often occur...

Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which...

Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which...

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in...

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in...

An optimist sees and opportunity in every calamity. A pessimist sees a calamity in every...

An optimist sees and opportunity in every calamity. A pessimist sees a calamity in every...

Happiness is not having what you want, it's wanting what you have

Happiness is not having what you want, it's wanting what you have

Resolve not to be poor: whatever you have, spend less. Poverty is a great enemy...

Resolve not to be poor: whatever you have, spend less. Poverty is a great enemy...

Life has so many great options but you don't have to pick what seems to...

Life has so many great options but you don't have to pick what seems to...

We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children that makes the heart too...

We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children that makes the heart too...

There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness...

There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness...

The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we...

The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we...