Quotes about Funny

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in...

#Funny, #Inspiring

Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.

#Funny, #Inspiring

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in...

#Funny, #Stupidity

Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien...

#Funny

I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related...

#Funny, #Jokes

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him

#Funny, #Romantic

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

#Alcohol, #Funny

My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the...

#Funny

My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet....

#Death, #Funny

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

#Funny, #Golf

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

#Funny, #Golf

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

#Funny, #Golf