Quotes about Funny

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

#Funny, #Marriage

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you really make them...

#Funny, #Leadership

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

#Boyfriend, #Funny, #Husband

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

#Funny, #Music

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and...

#Funny, #Life In General

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how...

#Funny, #Work

A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new...

#Funny, #People

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

#Age, #Funny

As you know, no one over thirty years of age is afraid of tittle-tattle. I...

#Age, #Funny

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can...

#Baseball, #Funny

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

#Funny, #Golf

Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my...

#Funny, #Inspiring