Quotes about Funny

At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I...

#Funny, #Women

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than...

#Funny, #Random

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to...

#Funny, #Investment, #Wisdom

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

#Funny, #Sports

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

#Funny, #Inspirational

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

#Food, #Funny

When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in...

#Funny, #Jokes

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach...

#Age, #Funny

You live in a deranged age, more deranged that usual, because in spite of great...

#Age, #Funny

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

#Funny, #Life

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

#Age, #Funny

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are...

#Funny, #Hollywood