Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my friends, is the secret to inner-peace.

Quote by Brian Vaszily

Topics: Funny Quotes, Inspiring Quotes

Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.

Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in...

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

We live in an age disturbed, confused, bewildered, afraid of its own forces, in search...

We live in an age disturbed, confused, bewildered, afraid of its own forces, in search...

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be...

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be...

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for...

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

We are rapidly entering the age of no privacy, where everyone is open to surveillance...

We are rapidly entering the age of no privacy, where everyone is open to surveillance...

The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone...

The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone...

100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he...

You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he...

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday...

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday...

Love is the heart of the soul.

Love is the heart of the soul.

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for...

When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for...

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.

I find it hard living in a day and age where people are unwilling to...

I find it hard living in a day and age where people are unwilling to...

The latest refinements of science are linked with the cruelties of the Stone Age.

The latest refinements of science are linked with the cruelties of the Stone Age.

Remembering is painful, it's difficult, but it can be inspiring and it can give wisdom.

Remembering is painful, it's difficult, but it can be inspiring and it can give wisdom.