“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.Quote by Emo PhilipsTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about ReligiousShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles,...#Cute, #Funny, #Life
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist...#Funny, #Philosophical
Always, however brutal an age may actually have been, its style transmits its music only.#Age, #Funny
