Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Quote by Donna Roberts

Topics: Friends Quotes, Friendship Quotes, Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings Quotes

A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my...

A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my...

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again...

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again...

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like...

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like...

Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied...

Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied...

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live...

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live...

I am friends with Demi. Don't believe anything you read.

I am friends with Demi. Don't believe anything you read.

Sometimes the ones you call friends, are the ones who envy the most.

Sometimes the ones you call friends, are the ones who envy the most.

He who does not feel his friends to be the world to him, does not...

He who does not feel his friends to be the world to him, does not...

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most...

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

Make friends with the angels, who though invisible are always with you. Often invoke them,...

Make friends with the angels, who though invisible are always with you. Often invoke them,...

Be careful the friends you choose for you will become like them.

Be careful the friends you choose for you will become like them.

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over...

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over...

That awkward moment when you're telling your friend something hilarious and they are just like,...

That awkward moment when you're telling your friend something hilarious and they are just like,...

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never...

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never...

Mr. Van Buren, your friends may be leaving you but my friends never leave me.

Mr. Van Buren, your friends may be leaving you but my friends never leave me.

I have made some of the best friends that I've got in this business.

I have made some of the best friends that I've got in this business.

The people who are always monkeying with these great books to make them fully (comprehensible)...

The people who are always monkeying with these great books to make them fully (comprehensible)...

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too?...

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too?...