Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Quote by Dr Laurence J Peter

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Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Love is not a force between a mind and a body, but a force between...

Love is not a force between a mind and a body, but a force between...

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who...

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who...

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of...

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of...

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage...

Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage...

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who...

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who...

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Encourage and reward your employees. Without them, you can do nothing. They help you accomplish...

Encourage and reward your employees. Without them, you can do nothing. They help you accomplish...

If you live long enough, youll make mistakes. But if you learn from them, youll...

If you live long enough, youll make mistakes. But if you learn from them, youll...

If you live long enough, you'll make mistakes. But if you learn from them, you'll...

If you live long enough, you'll make mistakes. But if you learn from them, you'll...

This is war, not a beauty pageant, do what you have to do to make...

This is war, not a beauty pageant, do what you have to do to make...