An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Quote by Edgar Wallace
A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four....
I used to keep my college room mate from reading my personal mail by hiding...
Five-second fuses only last three seconds.
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...
Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100...
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old...
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add...
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...
It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.
I think, therefore I am. I'm pink, therefore Im spam.
School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1...
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
I'm not really a good singer. But most people aren't, either.
Prior to the passage of the Patriot Act, it was very difficult - often impossible...