A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.

Quote by Cyrano De Bergerac

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A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.

A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.

The insufferable arrogance of human beings to think that Nature was made solely for their...

The insufferable arrogance of human beings to think that Nature was made solely for their...

I may climb perhaps to no great heights, but I will climb alone.

I may climb perhaps to no great heights, but I will climb alone.

A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.

A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.

Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.

You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly...

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly...

Had it not been for you, I should have remained what I was when we...

Had it not been for you, I should have remained what I was when we...

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them:...

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them:...

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.