The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
Quote by Edward Koch
They have given me the imprimatur of a serious writer, which I knew I was...
Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry....
If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You may...
You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for ones self-respect...
You don't have to love them. You just have to respect their rights.
The art of creation is older than the art of killing.
When all are wrong, everyone is right.
In action be primitive; in foresight, a strategist.
If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again...
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink...
Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.
Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives...
Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you...
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you...
I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things...