Quotes about Funny

Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.

#Friendship, #Funny

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

#Friendship, #Funny

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

#Friends, #Funny

Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.

#Drinking, #Funny

If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then...

#Drinking, #Funny

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in...

#Funny, #Marriage

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said,...

#Funny, #Poverty

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

#Funny, #Wedding

Improvement makes strait roads: but the crooked roads without Improvement are roads of Genius.

#Engineering, #Funny

If one age believes too much it is natural that another believes too little.

#Age, #Funny

With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

#Baseball, #Funny

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

#Funny, #Halloween