Life's too short for chess.
Quote by Henry James Byron
Life's to short for chess.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that...
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula....
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
If all the atoms in the universe were transformed into breasts, there would still not...
You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and...
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when...
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose...
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age,...
You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.
I thought I would someday outgrow Ramen noodles. Man, was I wrong.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old...
In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the...