I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Quote by Issac Asimov

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries,...

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries,...

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, controls youth, and delights old age.

Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, controls youth, and delights old age.

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that...

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that...

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.

The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts...

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts...

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...

Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.

Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.

Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.

Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

We need to start fulfilling our duty to God because He created us for a...

We need to start fulfilling our duty to God because He created us for a...