Quotes about Funny

I feel my belief in sacrifice and struggle getting stronger. I despise the kind of...

#Age, #Funny

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

#Funny, #Happiness

I don't worry about it because we are all growing old. If I were the...

#Age, #Funny

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be...

#Age, #Funny

Man has will, but woman has her way.

#Funny, #Women

Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by...

#Children, #Funny

A good and true woman is said to resemble a Cremona fiddle: age but increases...

#Age, #Funny

Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

#Age, #Funny

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all...

#Funny, #Jokes

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

#Funny

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

#Funny

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

#Funny