Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if you forget their birthday.
Quote by Jason Fundora
Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
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We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work...
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport...
The things which the child loves remain in the domain of the heart until old...
My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some...
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
If you're not going to tell me your secret, don't tell me you have one.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11...
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a...
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the...
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.