Quotes about Funny

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in...

#Funny, #Life

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

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I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of...

#Age, #Funny

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with...

#Funny, #Laughter

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

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I'm a one-man idiot.

#Funny, #Putdowns

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the...

#Age, #Funny

In this age of the rule of brute force, it is almost impossible for anyone...

#Age, #Funny

Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their...

#Age, #Funny

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is...

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The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

#Age, #Funny

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is...

#Funny, #Life