I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Quote by Nancy Mitford

Topics: Children Quotes, Funny Quotes

The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life's...

The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life's...

An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off;...

An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off;...

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang....

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang....

Twenty-three and a quarter minutes past, Uncle Matthew was saying furiously, in precisely six and...

Twenty-three and a quarter minutes past, Uncle Matthew was saying furiously, in precisely six and...

Duration is not a test of truth or falsehood.

Duration is not a test of truth or falsehood.

The best of any time is that there isn't any waste of time.

The best of any time is that there isn't any waste of time.

Time is money only if seeds of painful efforts are sown in the fertile land...

Time is money only if seeds of painful efforts are sown in the fertile land...

Even miracles take a little time

Even miracles take a little time

I'm still running against the wind Well I'm older now and still Against the wind

I'm still running against the wind Well I'm older now and still Against the wind

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

Eternity is the stopped heart of Time.

Eternity is the stopped heart of Time.

Life is all about timing... the unreachable becomes reachable, the unavailable become available, the unattainable......

Life is all about timing... the unreachable becomes reachable, the unavailable become available, the unattainable......

"I wish I can snooze my time when I'm with you."

Time: That which man is always trying to kill, but which ends in killing him

Time: That which man is always trying to kill, but which ends in killing him

Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours...

Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours...

From here it sounds great to say we'll all get together soon, but all I...

From here it sounds great to say we'll all get together soon, but all I...

Time is the cruelest teacher; first she gives the test, then teaches the lesson.

Time is the cruelest teacher; first she gives the test, then teaches the lesson.

In good times and bad times, I'll be on your side for ever more...that's what...

In good times and bad times, I'll be on your side for ever more...that's what...

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.

Time as he grows old teaches all things.

Time as he grows old teaches all things.