I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed...
There's no down time any more.
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up...
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls...
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than...
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
I really don't require a whole lot in life.
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel....
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming...
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any...
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on...
You might be a redneck if ...the blue book value of your truck goes up...
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having someone ask where it is.
I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in...