At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.

Quote by Patrick Moore

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to...

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to...

Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; And every little absence is an...

Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; And every little absence is an...

The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable...

The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable...

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Age is like love, it cannot be hid.

Age is like love, it cannot be hid.

By Time and Age full many things are taught.

By Time and Age full many things are taught.

The most minor gifts and not a very high class way to earn a living....

The most minor gifts and not a very high class way to earn a living....

As I give thought to the matter, I find four causes for the apparent misery...

As I give thought to the matter, I find four causes for the apparent misery...

We are rapidly entering the age of no privacy, where everyone is open to surveillance...

We are rapidly entering the age of no privacy, where everyone is open to surveillance...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such...

You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such...

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

Old age though despised, is coveted by all.

Old age though despised, is coveted by all.

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey...

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey...

Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature...

Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature...

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the...

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the...

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them:...

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them:...

Age is no barrier. It's a limitation you put on your mind.

Age is no barrier. It's a limitation you put on your mind.

Every man is a creature of the age in which he lives; very few are...

Every man is a creature of the age in which he lives; very few are...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...