Quotes about Funny

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...

#Conversation, #Funny, #Sarcastic

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

#Funny, #Positive

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to...

#Cute, #Funny

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

#Funny

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

#Funny

Never fight an inanimate object.

#Funny

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand,...

#Funny, #Politics

Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults...

#Age, #Funny

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

#Family, #Family Love, #Funny

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

#Family, #Family Love, #Fortune

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

#Funny

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

#Funny