A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
Quote by Texas Guinan
A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I...
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.
One of my movies was called True Lies. It's what the Democrats should have called...
The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis.
A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...
One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I...
Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.
I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...
We should pay as much reverence to youth as we should to age; there are...
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
I have never found in a long experience of politics that criticism is ever inhibited...