A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

Quote by Texas Guinan

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A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.

A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.

What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets...

One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets...

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking,...

On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking,...

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having...

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having...

It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Every city has a sex and an age which have nothing to do with demography....

Every city has a sex and an age which have nothing to do with demography....

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

It is not well to make great changes in old age.

It is not well to make great changes in old age.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

In his farewell address, George Washington warned the people about political parties. Now we see...

In his farewell address, George Washington warned the people about political parties. Now we see...