A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.'

Quote by Lord Barnett

Topics: Funny Quotes, Inflation Quotes, Money Quotes

Explore your mind, discover yourself, then give the best that is in you to your...

Explore your mind, discover yourself, then give the best that is in you to your...

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.

Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.

I'm a one-man idiot.

I'm a one-man idiot.

You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!

You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't...

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't...

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed....

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed....

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into...

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into...

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.

I feel my belief in sacrifice and struggle getting stronger. I despise the kind of...

I feel my belief in sacrifice and struggle getting stronger. I despise the kind of...

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make...

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make...

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they...

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they...

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.

Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

I do not know who first invented the myth of sexual equality. But it is...

I do not know who first invented the myth of sexual equality. But it is...

I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink...

I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink...

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any

I do not think it is an exaggeration to say history is largely a history...

I do not think it is an exaggeration to say history is largely a history...

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

Watch the costs and the profits will take care of themselves.

Watch the costs and the profits will take care of themselves.