A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.'

Quote by Lord Barnett

Topics: Funny Quotes, Inflation Quotes, Money Quotes

Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

And almost every one, when age, Disease, or sorrows strike him, Inclines to think there...

And almost every one, when age, Disease, or sorrows strike him, Inclines to think there...

I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.

I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.

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The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have...

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I...

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

Your lordship, though not clean past your youth, have yet some smack of age in...

Your lordship, though not clean past your youth, have yet some smack of age in...

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

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A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It...

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We live in an age that is driven by information. Technological breakthroughs... are changing the...

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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

Half a truth is better than no politics.

Half a truth is better than no politics.

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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

As you know, no one over thirty years of age is afraid of tittle-tattle. I...

As you know, no one over thirty years of age is afraid of tittle-tattle. I...

Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my...

Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my...

They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the...

They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the...

I do not think it is an exaggeration to say history is largely a history...

I do not think it is an exaggeration to say history is largely a history...

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

Money never starts an idea. It is always the idea that starts the money.

Money never starts an idea. It is always the idea that starts the money.